The following article is about something that appeared after the Birthday Bash update in FusionFall, and so will not appear in FusionFall Retro. As such, it solely exists for archiving part of the original game.
So, like, I was talking to this pretty lady and I offered her my jacket 'She looked some kinda green. Then she clobbers me. When I woke up my jacket, my wallet and my lucky comb were all gone! Can yo help me get 'em back?